End Homeless Sobriety

BACK THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

2009-02-01T21:09:00.000-08:00

sup all, just wanted to tell ya that we've moved, yup we packed shit up and hot the dusty trail. You will no longer be able to get all the goods here, but you can come to our new site at endhomelesssobriety.com as always stay drunk cause it's five o'clock somewhere. and visit the damn site or the hill witch will eat you!!!!!

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-30T14:06:00.001-08:00

SENOR COCONUT

2009-01-30T12:19:00.000-08:00

Senor Coconut's new album around the world hit the scene recently, and it is a trip. An awesome blend of classic Latin music remixed with some of electronics greatest hits. Coconut even went as far as remixin' a Prince song, Kiss, oh yeah he went there. This CD is prefect warm/hot day filled with outdoor beer, and mixed drinks. so click the link and snag it NAO!!!!!!!

Hope it missed the Gucci Loafers

2009-01-29T13:59:00.000-08:00

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-29T10:41:00.000-08:00

The Decision Is Yours

2009-01-29T10:36:00.000-08:00

MY GLASSES ARE FAMOUS

2009-01-29T07:18:00.000-08:00

Fucking Optimus Prime can't tear this shit off

2009-01-29T06:24:00.000-08:00

What is a Hoe?

2009-01-28T06:13:00.000-08:00

Damn, I got it wrong. That fit my definition of a hoe. "What up Rakes?" Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Mike Want To Do A Shot Of Liquid Crack? No You Say? Well Ok How About Two Shots Of Sean Penn?

2009-01-27T13:58:00.000-08:00

My good friend Mike Jarvis and I were out and about the other night, and I decided to get some shots.... Liquid crack shots. Liquid crack is made of equal parts 151, Jager, and Gold Slagger (not your Sunday shot). You can clearly see in the photos he was not happy to take the the shot at all, and the last pic speaks volumes.

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-27T13:52:00.000-08:00

My sex life is officially over with this guy out there taking all the womenz.

Face palm!

My First Pick

2009-01-27T13:42:00.000-08:00

I know these clips are faker than Pam Anderson's tits however cool vid is cool.

seriously devil women don't tell me my business

2009-01-27T13:28:00.000-08:00

Lonely Dave: Super Bowl Suck Day

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Love Sucks | Psycho Chicks & Total Dicks

My Fingers Hurt

2009-01-26T12:25:00.001-08:00

Familiar Feeling

2009-01-26T10:00:00.000-08:00

This is why you don't do hallucinogenic drugs alone.............

80%

2009-01-23T12:50:00.000-08:00

I was all like, and then she was all like, and then we went home and banged.

It's Science

2009-01-22T16:10:00.001-08:00

Fun With Gas - The funniest videos clips are here

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-22T14:46:00.001-08:00

Did she just say what i thought she just said?

2009-01-22T12:52:00.001-08:00

Carlton?

2009-01-22T08:51:00.000-08:00

MMMMM Thats the best ice cream I ever had all year!

2009-01-20T21:41:00.000-08:00

This doesn't end well

2009-01-20T15:52:00.000-08:00

As the resident physician on EHS I'm goign to give my opinion on the injury in the video.

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Injury Analysis:Dude your arm is fucked up

Mark i am lonely too

2009-01-19T22:19:00.000-08:00

What puzzles me is the chick in the video, cause I am pretty sure this is not a joke. At what point did she think, "hey this is a great career move, Mark Gooberfuck, and me on a beach, leaning on a tree all fucking day." Ahhhhhh.....no! Did she not meet this guy beforehand? Was she fucking high? Cause I have been really really fucking high and I am positive I would not agree to that pile of fail. Her agent must represent fail man himself joaquin phoenix. Anyway check the vid.

Yeah that will work

2009-01-19T15:30:00.000-08:00

I may be getting old and out of touch but something tells me that this is a lunch box filled with fail soup and retard sammies

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-19T09:47:00.001-08:00

Get It On

2009-01-18T11:31:00.000-08:00

That's Exactly How I Remember It

2009-01-18T11:29:00.000-08:00

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

This Is Insane !!!!

2009-01-18T11:23:00.001-08:00

wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

Nacho Coma

2009-01-17T10:06:00.001-08:00

And......lights out

2009-01-15T17:54:00.000-08:00

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PBR PARTY TIME!!!!

2009-01-15T13:54:00.000-08:00

LIL BILL

2009-01-15T08:50:00.000-08:00

Sorry Grandma

2009-01-14T11:41:00.001-08:00

Aston Martin DBS

2009-01-14T06:53:00.000-08:00

Aston Martin DBS - official promo video of the new
Probably the best automotive promotional video I've ever seen.

Sorry Grandma

2009-01-13T19:36:00.000-08:00

I Wish I Was This Smart

2009-01-13T15:25:00.001-08:00

CEO Blues

2009-01-13T15:13:00.000-08:00

Bang Bang Oh Shit He Got His Truck Stuck

2009-01-13T14:30:00.000-08:00

Sunday afternoon at Toad Hallow doing a little shooting with Charlie Dangle, myself, and the Liquid Blazer. You know, just a relaxing day of target shooting, blowing shit up, using chain saws, the usual man stuff.

Extra Cheese Pleese!

2009-01-13T14:15:00.000-08:00

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I Told You That Chick Was Dude !!!!

2009-01-13T14:00:00.000-08:00

Andrew, you are inz ma glass, get out of there! You are an Andrew, and Andrews don't belongz in ma beer cups.

Evan you a very very sneaky little penguin! I will drink you now!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

i'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-13T13:40:00.001-08:00

That's Senseless

2009-01-12T14:30:00.000-08:00

"Last night I was so dunk I was calling Marocko"

To give you a better understanding about this clip it's from one of my all time favorite movies "American Movie". If you haven't seen or heard of it, it's a must watch. I could honestly post the entire movie but just go out and rent or buy it.

A quick background on "American Movie":
It takes a village to make a movie, but when that village is Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin and not Hollywood, CA, the results are at times bizarre, comical, and very American. With the help of his mother, his 82-year old uncle, and a local cast of hilarious and lovable characters, filmmaker Mark Borchardt fights his way through internal and external roadblocks to achieve his goal--to make his movie, his way.

Mark's vision for his dream film is unlike most in independent filmmaking today. His inspiration comes from films as disparate as Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Seventh Seal, as well as his experiences growing up amidst the grey skies, rusty cars, and ranch houses of Milwaukee's Northwest side.

"American Movie" is the story of filmmaker Mark Borchardt, his mission, and his dream. Spanning over two years of intense struggle with his film, his family, financial decline, and spiritual crisis, "American Movie" is a portrayal of ambition, obsession, excess, and one man's quest for the American Dream.

http://www.americanmovie.com/

On Your Knees

2009-01-12T06:40:00.000-08:00

So going to church can be fun.

My Sunday morning conversation

2009-01-11T10:29:00.000-08:00

Fresh: triple you should be an NFL referee, you have a superior knowledge of the game, and you love the football, not to mention, your athleticism is on point with Steve Tasker ....
triple: no!
Fresh: why? You would be great at it....
Triple: no!
Fresh ok, well explain....
Triple: It's simple; the NFL frowns upon being intoxicated at the work place. Don't get me wrong... I love Football, but I cant drink if i am running all over the field chasing meat heads, walking and consuming it's difficult enough.
Fresh: Noted and ear marked...

After Further Review.............

2009-01-09T15:45:00.000-08:00

This is not good!

2009-01-09T13:17:00.001-08:00

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-09T13:03:00.000-08:00

A Moon-Walking Bear?

2009-01-09T13:00:00.000-08:00

I Must have Missed This......?

2009-01-09T11:15:00.000-08:00

"Brodie Waffles"....what can be said about him that already hasn't been said about Hannah Schuler...He looks tired and depleted, rode hard and put away wet.

i'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-09T11:03:00.000-08:00

I See You Baby Shaking That Ass !

2009-01-09T10:01:00.000-08:00

I was driving down the road this morning listening to NPR, and an ad came on for an interview with a local Durham rap group. After the plug the DJ played a small snippet of one of the rap groups songs. From what I heard the group sounded politically motivated, enough to warrant a weekend edition spot, and a chat with some old white people. Ok, let me get to the point - when I was listening to the small sample song, I thought of two things immediately. One, the majority of the NPR listeners in North Carolina, are probably white and over the age of 50. Two, all I could picture was old white women dancing to hip-hop. Come kids you know what I am talking about, we have all been a witness to this. Weddings, Christmas parties, whatever, they all dance the same way. Let me explain.
All white women 48+ do the same move, they raise both hands above their head, pucker their lips, and feel the overwhelming need to butt bump in one direction with whoever is next to them at the time. Not to mention the plant one-foot pivot in a jerky circle kind of thing. The whole thing is embarrassing and painful to watch but hey. If gam gam wants to have a few pops and get down with Dr. Dre I am all for it! Fuck, I will even give her a few butt bumps!
So pucker those lips, shake those hips, and do the old white women dancing to hip hop dance!

sorry I do not have any pictures of this phenomenon, but if anyone finds a pic or pics, I will gladly make it an installment on EHS!

All I could find was some young women training for their golden years of but bumping and lip puckerin'.

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-08T11:51:00.000-08:00

Looks Legit!

I'll Take The Fifth, And Can You Call My Father?

2009-01-08T10:24:00.000-08:00

Recently our good friend B-Rad from the Lakehood found himself all sorts of drunk, and in the police station over the holiday break. B-Rad claims that he was soooooo black out that he can’t remember what exactly happened, only to come out of his drunken retardation while being questioned in the police station.
That night B-Rad was with a group of mutuial friends at the Gin Mill Bar, in Ellicottville NY, and left around 1:30. Heading west on Washington st., B-Rad made it a whole 200ft down the road to the intersection, and decided that the easiest way home was boring and turned left onto Jefferson because that seemed like way more fun. So, In B-Rad’s extremely intoxicated state, he wanders about a mile or so in the wrong direction to find a fence of epic proportion to climb. Seeing that sweet sweet fence, B-Rad instantly goes into extreme adventure mode, and attacks this thing like Plaxico Burress with a handgun. Only to be stopped shortly after by Ellicottville’s finest in a hail gunfire and a barrage of attack dogs, well no, but I am sure they had flashlights.
When B-Rad came out of his drunken coma, he was sitting in the police station being asked a series of questions, and not responding to any of them because he was not aware of what events occurred earlier that night. He finally gave his address and phone number to the fuzz so they could call his pops, at 2:30 in the morning. B-Rad received two tickets that night, drunk and disorderly, and underage possession of alcohol (bummer).
The cops told B-Rad’s father they found twinkle nuts trying to climb a fence that night. So the next day B-Rad and his father drove around town trying to recap the night’s fun and find this alleged fence. Well you know the fence of epic proportion B-Rad was trying to climb, they found it, and in all of its monumental stature of four feet. Yes, that’s right chuckbag was sooooo drunk; he was struggling to climb a four foot three post fence one mile in the opposite direction of his house to be arrested by the police. Real Fuckin’ Sweet, I mean that’s good shit. That stunt deserves you a nickname like Three-post sally, double o negative, Ima huge D-bag, or walk a lot B-Rad. I now have a new found respect for your ability to drink, navigate, and climb. KUDOS!
So, there is no moral to this story that I can think of other than…. If you are going to get that drunk, you better have a good lawyer.

A hat off B-Rad EHS salutes you!

I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-08T10:18:00.001-08:00

My Thursday Morning Conversation

2009-01-08T08:08:00.000-08:00

9:42 AM me: hows working from home
Chad: not there yet,but I did just have the most amazing thing ever happen to me,15 minutes
me: what; 10 naked girls just tackled you, started tearing your clothes off
Chad: managed to fart and not shit my pants for 20 straight seconds
me: hahahahahha
Chad: hahaaa
me: SBD? or loud
Chad: it was like, wow still going, amazing still where is this coming from finally I was like this needs to stop sort of like a sounds an oboe would make warming up
me: hahhaha
Chad: nothing to loud
me: anyone notice
Chad: well I think
me: i assume the smell was diluted by the volume of the fart
Chad: there was a lady in the room next to me so probably, yeah no smell just amazed how long it was, I was laughing half way through it

WHAT........THE...........FUCK

2009-01-06T20:49:00.001-08:00

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I'll Just Put This Here

2009-01-06T06:38:00.001-08:00

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT OFF WORK!

2009-01-06T06:31:00.000-08:00

That Whole Pepsi Thing Fuck That...I'm With Ya Guy!

2009-01-06T06:30:00.000-08:00

A Challenger Appears

2009-01-02T17:56:00.000-08:00

Look out guys I am here to save the internets!

My Wife Would Like That

2008-12-30T17:35:00.001-08:00

Yes...........yes you do

2008-12-30T16:55:00.000-08:00

Awesome

2008-12-30T13:13:00.000-08:00

I'll just Put This Here

2008-12-29T14:38:00.001-08:00

I'll Just Put This Here

2008-12-19T14:32:00.001-08:00

Beep....Beep....Beep.....oh Shit

2008-12-19T11:44:00.000-08:00

Dear Jane

2008-12-17T14:29:00.001-08:00

I'll Take Two

2008-12-17T00:12:00.000-08:00

Click image to see the whole thing

Nate You better Get Kellie Out Of The House Cause I'm Coming Over With My Tool Box!!!!

2008-12-17T00:04:00.000-08:00

i'll Just Put This Here

2008-12-16T21:48:00.000-08:00

My Favorite Inventor

2008-12-16T21:36:00.000-08:00

yikes!

2008-12-16T19:51:00.000-08:00

Oh Wow Turtles!

2008-12-12T07:04:00.001-08:00

Vincent Talks to Animals from Andrew Bowser on Vimeo.

Definition of Confidence......Oh and "Boom Goes the Dynamite"

2008-12-11T20:15:00.000-08:00

American Commercials Suck

2008-12-11T16:43:00.000-08:00

Link:

does anyone know what they are selling?

neither do i

but I'll take 12

i Like Rockets Too

2008-12-10T23:36:00.000-08:00

"The Mother of Invention" Official Trailer from Andrew Bowser on Vimeo.

RA RA CAROLINA!

2008-12-10T18:25:00.000-08:00

Every year students at Chapel Hill University get together and storm the UL during exam week, usually by streaking, but.....

This semester to reduce the pressure of finals, a little flash rave was in order!!!!

YAAAAAAA BITCH YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-10T15:40:00.001-08:00

I'll Take This One

2008-12-10T15:31:00.001-08:00

This is great shit!

it's upfront you know what you're getting, no BS.

I think all of north west jersey should adopt this form of advertising, it takes out all the guess work. You know...

How much for a BJ?

Are you a man?

Do I really have to pay extra for anal?

Are you a cop?

Can We Keep Her?

2008-12-10T14:45:00.000-08:00

In the Journal Today
Busy in Vermont

Not every ski area is expecting fewer crowds. Resorts on the East Coast and some in California that attract skiers and boarders who drive to the mountains for short stays, say they're expecting a busy winter, as travelers stay closer to home and avoid flying. The number of season passes sold this year at Okemo Mountain Resort(SUCKS Donkey Dick) in Vermont is up 17% from last year. Executives at Stratton Mountain Ski Resort(Also Sucks, but not as much), also in Vermont, say they tripled their Thanksgiving weekend traffic projections this year. And at Northstar-at-Tahoe Resort, a few hours' drive from the San Francisco Bay Area, season pass sales are up by more than 30%. Skiers "are maybe going to forgo that destination trip and drive to Tahoe instead," says Julie Maurer, the resort's vice president of marketing and sales.

Still, some drive-to resorts are rolling out deals. Stratton Mountain recently introduced a "Mondays on Us" deal that it hopes will entice travelers to stay longer. Skiers and boarders who book in a hotel or condo from Friday to Sunday nights can get free lift tickets on Monday.

"Andrew, make sure we get her home!"

"We'll just drive to NH you can get a hotel, and hop on your flight tomorrow."

"FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!! It's cool, bands love hearing how much they fucking suck."

"Where's the pickle jar?"

You Want Pray Game Nao?

2008-12-08T23:57:00.001-08:00

I'll Just Put This Here

2008-12-08T22:49:00.001-08:00

2008-12-08T21:59:00.000-08:00

I found this on fanic.com and I just had to share this with you kids. If you do not know Rickey Henderson, well, he is a Baseball player that lived in a world filled with circus music and dancing midgets, however he is one hell of ball player, and is a candidate for the hall of fame.

My favorite would have to be number 24. cause I usually do this every morning...it's good to know you share a tradition with greatness!

Enjoi.......

1) In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”

2) Rickey... on referring to himself in the third person:
“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

3) In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.

4) In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

5) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

6) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

7) Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.

8) Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

9) Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.

10) A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”

11) Henderson broke Ty Cobb’s career record for runs scored with a home run. After taking his usual 45 seconds or so around the bases, Rickey slid into home plate.

12) On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”

13) San Diego GM Kevin Towers was trying to contact Rickey at a nearby hotel. He knew Henderson always used fake names to avoid the press, fans, etc. He was trying to think like Rickey and after several attempts; he was able to get Henderson on the phone.

Rickey had checked in under Richard Pryor.

14) I didn’t believe this one at first. However, I emailed a few contacts within the Sox organization and they claim it actually happened. This is priceless, it really is.

The morning after the Sox finished off their 2004 World Series sweep against St. Louis, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

15) The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up.

Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.

16) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”

17) OK, I know everyone has been waiting for it. Alas, according to both parties involved, it’s not true. I wish it were. Heck, both Rickey Henderson and John Olerud have said they wish it were true. But it just didn’t happen.

The story went that a few weeks into Henderson’s stint with the Mariners, he walked up to Olerud at the batting cage and asked him why he wore a batting helmet in the field. Olerud explained that he had an aneurysm at nine years old and he wore the helmet for protection. Legend goes that Henderson said, “Yeah, I used to play with a guy that had the same thing.” Legend also goes that Olerud said, “That was me, Rickey.”

Henderson played with Olerud on the Blue Jays and the Mets.

18) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”

19) During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

20) In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”

21) This is my all-time favorite. Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

22) When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”

23) During one of his stays with Oakland, Henderson’s locker was next to Billy Beane’s. After making the team out of spring training, Beane was sent to the minors after a few months. Upon his return, about six weeks later, Henderson looked at Beane and said, “Hey, man, where have you been? Haven’t seen you in awhile.”

24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.

25) In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift. Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes. Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.” Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?”

It's A Me A Mario!!!!!!

2008-12-08T21:23:00.000-08:00

A French prankster by the name of Rémi Gaillard strikes again! If you like this video check his others on youtube worth a fiver, also check out his Wiki link for some other classic pranks he has pulled off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rémi_Gaillard

I'm Glad this is isn't just a Me problem

2008-12-08T16:04:00.000-08:00

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Your Daily Safety Announcement

2008-12-08T15:59:00.001-08:00

Man uses candy cane to subdue attacker with knife

2008-12-04T08:33:00.000-08:00

17 hours ago
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — A man using a candy cane lawn ornament fended off a knife-wielding neighbor who had been attacking holiday guests at a Sacramento home. Police spokesman Sgt. Norm Leong said the man used the two-foot-tall plastic ornament to subdue the attacker until officers arrived.
He said the 49-year-old suspect became intoxicated, went over to a neighbor's home on Thanksgiving and began waving a kitchen knife at people gathered on the lawn.
He cut several peoples' clothing before one of them decided to fight back.
Police said the man with the knife was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. The guest who took up the candy cane was not arrested because police determined he acted in self-defense.

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Breaking News Tom Cruise is short...............and is still gay

2008-12-03T17:04:00.000-08:00

whoa is right kid

2008-12-02T16:22:00.001-08:00

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I'll Just Put This Here

2008-12-02T13:28:00.001-08:00

THE WHOLE THING!

2008-12-02T13:21:00.000-08:00

i accidentally my right thigh

Thwack.....

2008-12-01T19:19:00.000-08:00

and i was like

http://blacksportsonline.com/index/5yvj8o.gif

2008-11-28T00:21:00.000-08:00

Hamsters are cool but pianos with pianos make my life better and hamsters and pianos make hamsters look awesome. Awesome is way better than popcorn, but popcorn tastes sweeet, awesome beats are also cool they helping small kids in the desert....thank you hamsters!

That first Turn Will Blow Your Mind

2008-11-17T12:23:00.000-08:00

So, if you have not seen this vid you are missing out for shiz. Former owner of DC, Ken Block is doing his thing rally style in his bad ass StI....

Yo Dawg I Pimped Your Shit

2008-11-16T15:41:00.000-08:00

Yeah You know It's Like That

2008-11-13T16:03:00.000-08:00

I heard these guise the other day and was all like, "ohhhh Fuck!!!! That shit is crazy tasty!!!!" MGMT, hot like fire so check the vids, if you like..... DL the album Oracular Spectacular, worth it for sure. MGMT, is from somewhere in upstate NY, and chill in Brooklyn I know they are currently doin' a euro tour, and that's all I know....For now! Most of their vids are "Embedding disabled by request'' which sucks huge donkey pepe. I was able to post one, but I highly encourage you to hit myspace, and youtube for the other vids/songs. Electric Feel and Time to pretend are awesome songs, so don't just sit there go and check them doods!!!!!!

Sleep In Your Own Tent

2008-11-13T15:46:00.000-08:00

So I was browsing the Inter-Googles the other day and I stumbled upon this sweet shit. Lippi's Selk Bag, is this crazy euro invention that is basically a sleeping bag you can walk around in, looking like the freekin' Michelin Man! you can check the Selk bag out at http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/.

Show Me Your Party Face!!!

2008-11-12T11:52:00.002-08:00

Kids, it's time you all should meet your crazy uncle Triple, so sit down and listen to what he has to say. You never know you might just learn a thing or two, but most likely he will bring you home all fucked up smelling like booze and sex.

EHS: How long have been partying, and would you consider yourself pro?
TRIPLE: Being a pro would insinuate that i've peaked which i haven't, always improving and evolving

EHS: Favorite party moment?
TRIPLE: The ones i can't remember and hear about later

EHS: Labatts or budlight?
TRIPLE: Labatts and my thoughts on bud light from Drew Magary of Deadspin

"Bud Light. Bud Light makes its return to the Jamboroo. Why? Because I can't get away from their stupid fucking ads all game long. I've seen a lot of idiotic beer campaign strategies in my day, the most egregious of which was the Coors Light "coldest beer in the world" campaign from last year.
But this new Bud Light strategy has it topped for overall, mind-boggling retardery. Yes, it's the DRINKABILITY campaign. In a stunning revelation, it turns out what makes Bud Light so unique is the fact that you can drink it. My God! What a discovery! I've never had a beer I could actually drink before. Usually I pick up a beer and say, "God dammit! I can't drink this beer. IT'S MADE OF PURE STEEL!"

And then I realize I'm trying to drink an All-Clad skillet.

You know which beers are really drinkable, Bud Light people? FUCKING ALL OF THEM. All beer comes in liquid form. It's true! Thus, you can "pour" any beer down your throat, thereby "drinking" it. Amazing. That's science for you.

But it gets even fucking stupider. Every ad in this campaign involves some asshole spokesman walking onto the screen and freezing the action, to give you a thirty second dissertation on just how easily one is able to ingest this shitty, awful beer. I especially like that, for one of the spokespeople, they hired that squirrel-cheeked chick in the #22 jersey who looks exactly like every backup lay you've ever had. She's kinda cute, but not really hot. But she appears to be friendly, and she likes drinking, so you always know you can hit that shit later in the night if need be.

But I usually get that one jackass who walks up to a gently running garden hose and pipes up, "Wouldn't you rather drink out of this," then gestures to a gushing garden hose, "then this?" Well no shit, asshole. Yeah, I'd rather not get the tap water bukkake. BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEER, SHITHEAD? NO ONE SERVES BEER OUT OF FUCKING FIRE HOSE.

That has nothing to do with what kind of beer you're drinking. He's only talking about how you drink it. Which means Bud Light could be any fucking beer. And you know what? That's exactly what fucking Bud Light is. "Bud Light: It's Any Fucking Beer."

Jesus. I've taken the liberty of providing the rest of America's brewmasters with brand new campaign strategies modeled after Bud Light's late-term abortion of a campaign. Are you ready to have your minds blown?

"Miller Lite: The Beer With Foam!"
"Heineken: It Comes In Bottles!"
"Busch: It's Got Alcohol In It!"
"Schlitz: The Beer With Very Small Bubbles In It!"
"Sam Adams: You Can Drink It Out Of A Glass!"
"Natural Light: It Makes You Urinate!"
"Yuengling: The Beer You Drink If You Want To Get In A Fight And Piss The Bed!"

Retards."

EHS: Slope day or mardi gras in EVL?
TRIPLE: Can't pick here both glorious days

EHS: Best city to get down with all the get down
TRIPLE: Aspen and its not close!

EHS: Could you tell us about your experiences in Hopatcong NJ
TRIPLE: Facts about New Jersey:

-Bartenders are douchbags
-Beds are slippery
-Hotel hallways are full of laughing gas
-Hotel parking lots spin making it hard to walk

EHS: Best party jam, Inb4 love generation
TRIPLE: Taylor Dayne: Tell it to my heart
Styx: Renegade

EHS: Drinking can seriously increase your vulnerability so it's important to be aware of what's going on around you. Just following these few tips on a night out can make a huge difference to your well-being and ensure you have a good night.
Before a night out check that you have:

A fully charged mobile phone
Money
Keys
Condom
Personal safety alarm

Your thoughts?

TRIPLE: A fully charged mobile phone- one more thing to lose, fuck it leave it at home
Money- no smart ass comment here, impossible to get blackout with out some caaaayyysh
Keys- see mobile phone
Condom- gives you diseases
Personal safety alarm- aka a another beer

EHS: red/black, high/low, outside/in the middle, suit.
TRIPLE: black(for obama), high, outside, king muthafucka

EHS: I feel we should play Louisville chugger over Thanksgiving, would this be an activity you would be interested in?
TRIPLE: I'm actually disappointed you think this is a question rather than just a statement of fact

No You Are

2008-11-08T15:46:00.000-08:00

How in the hell do you make this mistake?

amidoingitrite

2008-11-08T13:17:00.000-08:00