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SENOR COCONUT

Senor Coconut's new album around the world hit the scene recently, and it is a trip. An awesome blend of classic Latin music remixed with some of electronics greatest hits. Coconut even went as far as remixin' a Prince song, Kiss, oh yeah he went there. This CD is prefect warm/hot day filled with outdoor beer, and mixed drinks. so click the link and snag it NAO!!!!!!!

Hope it missed the Gucci Loafers

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The Decision Is Yours

MY GLASSES ARE FAMOUS

Fucking Optimus Prime can't tear this shit off

What is a Hoe?

Damn, I got it wrong. That fit my definition of a hoe. "What up Rakes?" Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Mike Want To Do A Shot Of Liquid Crack? No You Say? Well Ok How About Two Shots Of Sean Penn?

My good friend Mike Jarvis and I were out and about the other night, and I decided to get some shots.... Liquid crack shots. Liquid crack is made of equal parts 151, Jager, and Gold Slagger (not your Sunday shot). You can clearly see in the photos he was not happy to take the the shot at all, and the last pic speaks volumes.

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My sex life is officially over with this guy out there taking all the womenz.

Face palm!

My First Pick

I know these clips are faker than Pam Anderson's tits however cool vid is cool. 

seriously devil women don't tell me my business

Lonely Dave: Super Bowl Suck Day

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My Fingers Hurt

Familiar Feeling

This is why you don't do hallucinogenic drugs alone.............

80%

I was all like, and then she was all like, and then we went home and banged. 

It's Science

Fun With Gas - The funniest videos clips are here

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Did she just say what i thought she just said?

Carlton?

MMMMM Thats the best ice cream I ever had all year!

This doesn't end well

As the resident physician on EHS I'm goign to give my opinion on the injury in the video.

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Injury Analysis:Dude your arm is fucked up

Mark i am lonely too

What puzzles me is the chick in the video, cause I am pretty sure this is not a joke. At what point did she think, "hey this is a great career move, Mark Gooberfuck, and me on a beach, leaning on a tree all fucking day." Ahhhhhh.....no! Did she not meet this guy beforehand? Was she fucking high? Cause I have been really really fucking high and I am positive I would not agree to that pile of fail. Her agent must represent fail man himself joaquin phoenix. Anyway check the vid.   

Yeah that will work

I may be getting old and out of touch but something tells me that this is a lunch box filled with fail soup and retard sammies

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Get It On

That's Exactly How I Remember It

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

This Is Insane !!!!

wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

Nacho Coma

And......lights out

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PBR PARTY TIME!!!!

LIL BILL

Sorry Grandma

Aston Martin DBS

Aston Martin DBS - official promo video of the new
Probably the best automotive promotional video I've ever seen.

Sorry Grandma

I Wish I Was This Smart

CEO Blues

Bang Bang Oh Shit He Got His Truck Stuck

Sunday afternoon at Toad Hallow doing a little shooting with Charlie Dangle, myself, and the Liquid Blazer.  You know, just a relaxing day of  target shooting, blowing shit up, using chain saws, the usual man stuff. 

Extra Cheese Pleese!

 

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I Told You That Chick Was Dude !!!!

Andrew, you are inz ma glass, get out of there! You are an Andrew, and Andrews don't belongz in ma beer cups.

Evan you a very very sneaky little penguin! I will drink you now!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM 

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That's Senseless

"Last night I was so dunk I was calling Marocko"

To give you a better understanding about this clip it's from one of my all time favorite movies "American Movie". If you haven't seen or heard of it, it's a must watch. I could honestly post the entire movie but just go out and rent or buy it.

A quick background on "American Movie":
It takes a village to make a movie, but when that village is Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin and not Hollywood, CA, the results are at times bizarre, comical, and very American. With the help of his mother, his 82-year old uncle, and a local cast of hilarious and lovable characters, filmmaker Mark Borchardt fights his way through internal and external roadblocks to achieve his goal--to make his movie, his way.

Mark's vision for his dream film is unlike most in independent filmmaking today. His inspiration comes from films as disparate as Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Seventh Seal, as well as his experiences growing up amidst the grey skies, rusty cars, and ranch houses of Milwaukee's Northwest side.

"American Movie" is the story of filmmaker Mark Borchardt, his mission, and his dream. Spanning over two years of intense struggle with his film, his family, financial decline, and spiritual crisis, "American Movie" is a portrayal of ambition, obsession, excess, and one man's quest for the American Dream.

http://www.americanmovie.com/

On Your Knees

So going to church can be fun.

My Sunday morning conversation

Fresh: triple you should be an NFL referee, you have a superior knowledge of the game, and you love the football, not to mention, your athleticism is on point with Steve Tasker ....
triple: no!
Fresh: why? You would be great at it....
Triple: no!
Fresh ok, well explain....
Triple: It's simple; the NFL frowns upon being intoxicated at the work place. Don't get me wrong... I love Football, but I cant drink if i am running all over the field chasing meat heads, walking and consuming it's difficult enough.
Fresh: Noted and ear marked...

After Further Review.............

This is not good!

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A Moon-Walking Bear?

I Must have Missed This......?

"Brodie Waffles"....what can be said about him that already hasn't been said about Hannah Schuler...He looks tired and depleted, rode hard and put away wet.

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I See You Baby Shaking That Ass !

I was driving down the road this morning listening to NPR, and an ad came on for an interview with a local Durham rap group. After the plug the DJ played a small snippet of one of the rap groups songs. From what I heard the group sounded politically motivated, enough to warrant a weekend edition spot, and a chat with some old white people. Ok, let me get to the point - when I was listening to the small sample song, I thought of two things immediately. One, the majority of the NPR listeners in North Carolina, are probably white and over the age of 50. Two, all I could picture was old white women dancing to hip-hop. Come kids you know what I am talking about, we have all been a witness to this. Weddings, Christmas parties, whatever, they all dance the same way. Let me explain.
All white women 48+ do the same move, they raise both hands above their head, pucker their lips, and feel the overwhelming need to butt bump in one direction with whoever is next to them at the time. Not to mention the plant one-foot pivot in a jerky circle kind of thing. The whole thing is embarrassing and painful to watch but hey. If gam gam wants to have a few pops and get down with Dr. Dre I am all for it! Fuck, I will even give her a few butt bumps!
So pucker those lips, shake those hips, and do the old white women dancing to hip hop dance!



sorry I do not have any pictures of this phenomenon, but if anyone finds a pic or pics, I will gladly make it an installment on EHS!

All I could find was some young women training for their golden years of but bumping and lip puckerin'.

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Looks Legit!

I'll Take The Fifth, And Can You Call My Father?

Recently our good friend B-Rad from the Lakehood found himself all sorts of drunk, and in the police station over the holiday break. B-Rad claims that he was soooooo black out that he can’t remember what exactly happened, only to come out of his drunken retardation while being questioned in the police station.
That night B-Rad was with a group of mutuial friends at the Gin Mill Bar, in Ellicottville NY, and left around 1:30. Heading west on Washington st., B-Rad made it a whole 200ft down the road to the intersection, and decided that the easiest way home was boring and turned left onto Jefferson because that seemed like way more fun. So, In B-Rad’s extremely intoxicated state, he wanders about a mile or so in the wrong direction to find a fence of epic proportion to climb. Seeing that sweet sweet fence, B-Rad instantly goes into extreme adventure mode, and attacks this thing like Plaxico Burress with a handgun. Only to be stopped shortly after by Ellicottville’s finest in a hail gunfire and a barrage of attack dogs, well no, but I am sure they had flashlights.
When B-Rad came out of his drunken coma, he was sitting in the police station being asked a series of questions, and not responding to any of them because he was not aware of what events occurred earlier that night. He finally gave his address and phone number to the fuzz so they could call his pops, at 2:30 in the morning. B-Rad received two tickets that night, drunk and disorderly, and underage possession of alcohol (bummer).
The cops told B-Rad’s father they found twinkle nuts trying to climb a fence that night. So the next day B-Rad and his father drove around town trying to recap the night’s fun and find this alleged fence. Well you know the fence of epic proportion B-Rad was trying to climb, they found it, and in all of its monumental stature of four feet. Yes, that’s right chuckbag was sooooo drunk; he was struggling to climb a four foot three post fence one mile in the opposite direction of his house to be arrested by the police. Real Fuckin’ Sweet, I mean that’s good shit. That stunt deserves you a nickname like Three-post sally, double o negative, Ima huge D-bag, or walk a lot B-Rad. I now have a new found respect for your ability to drink, navigate, and climb. KUDOS!
So, there is no moral to this story that I can think of other than…. If you are going to get that drunk, you better have a good lawyer.

A hat off B-Rad EHS salutes you!

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My Thursday Morning Conversation

9:42 AM me: hows working from home
Chad: not there yet,but I did just have the most amazing thing ever happen to me,15 minutes
me: what; 10 naked girls just tackled you, started tearing your clothes off
Chad: managed to fart and not shit my pants for 20 straight seconds
me: hahahahahha
Chad: hahaaa
me: SBD? or loud
Chad: it was like, wow still going, amazing still where is this coming from finally I was like this needs to stop sort of like a sounds an oboe would make warming up
me: hahhaha
Chad: nothing to loud
me: anyone notice
Chad: well I think
me: i assume the smell was diluted by the volume of the fart
Chad: there was a lady in the room next to me so probably, yeah no smell just amazed how long it was, I was laughing half way through it

WHAT........THE...........FUCK

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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT OFF WORK!

That Whole Pepsi Thing Fuck That...I'm With Ya Guy!

A Challenger Appears

Look out guys I am here to save the internets!