"Brodie Waffles"....what can be said about him that already hasn't been said about Hannah Schuler...He looks tired and depleted, rode hard and put away wet. It is common knowledge that brodie waffles in not in the best shape of his life, hes had many long but enjoyable years that have seemed to pass by so quick...I can remember his beginning years when the waffle was merely a pup....the waffle was the best behaved of the litter when we went to choose him and that same mellowness has followed him threw his years of life except for when he chewed the shit out of my bed. Hes been beat up by neighbor hood dogs, and when he was not able to retaliate I did with a full CO2 and a hopper full of paintballs. Brodie goes to the vet, eats dog food, and likes biscuits. His favorite past time is eating grass, and not lifting his leg to pee....mainly because he is just old. Brodie doesnt wear a collar because he is not a fan of them. He is up to date on all his shots, and enjoys a good scratch behind the ears or on his belly. Im pretty sure brodie has never been laid, and he doesnt have balls. You can almost always catch brodie in the VIP section of the hottest night club enjoying a good line of blow. He doesnt wear shoes, or clothes. Brodie sleeps on a floor bed. Waffles enjoys snow but only for a couple weeks then he gets cold. He wears a walkman because after 10 minutes because he gets bored. He can swim but doesnt like the water. He is groomed monthly and sheds fur. My dog is awesome and although it might take him 7 minutes to lay down he still has many years left and would like to visit florida again. He likes florida but thinks it can be hot at times.
I really didnt know what the fuck to write...post this on the blog...everyone will love it.
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