Well kids it's been awhile since I last posted, and I thought why not start off with our good friend Chase. Last entry Stay Pokin' was the salutation of the day, but this time we are going to fuckin' kick it up a notch, and take 'em to the limit!!!!!!!!
Chase likes to throw this little gem out there, I think for his own twisted enjoyment because I have no fucking clue how to interpret it. The phrase is "Keep It Steamy," and I hope you understand the quandary I am faced with. The sheer multitude of innuendo, colloquilaism, or dick and fart humor is perplexing, to say the least. What's really intriguing, is the spark in Chase's head when he decided to end informal conversations with "Keep It Steamy." I could go into great detail about what it could be in reference to, but you can infer what you will.
so let's use it in a sentence, shall we....
Marc Fresh: Well I gots to be all up out this bizzznatch, big weekend coming up!
Chase: (said as white as possible) Yo player, keep it real out in the streets, yo.
Fresh: It's all good homie, aint no thang like the great Notorious BIG once said..."Poppa been smooth since days of underroos."
Chase: Werd.....Keep It Steamy!!
Fresh: Troof!
And that EHS readers is how you do it!!
Remember kids this weekends drink of choice will be the Brad Turner special..... anything you're buying cause he is not 21. Keep waiting brad, these next five months will pass by quick enough.
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